Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Randomize
