wakey wakey hands off snakey
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
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