guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
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Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
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I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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