Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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