Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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