I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
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She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
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And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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