I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Everything about him screamed your future.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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