do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
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when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
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I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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