how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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