Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
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hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
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How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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