He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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