im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I have already put on my inside pants.
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