It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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