I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
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making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
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So stoned i forgot i was in bed
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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