He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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