You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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