Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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