Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
A+ Viking dick
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Randomize
