Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
