Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
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No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
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All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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