Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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