Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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