Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
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Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
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haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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