I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
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