Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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