Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
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Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
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I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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