well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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