Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
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There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
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I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
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