its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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