I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
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the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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