I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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