whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
now i know why i became what i already was.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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