hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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