I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I forgot how hot balto sounded
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Randomize
