Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
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just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
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Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively