their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.