More tranny stories later!
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
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So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
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I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?