He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
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So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
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Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.