i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
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What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
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We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia