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shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs

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(219): shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs http://tfl.nu/nfdh

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looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...

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(765): looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present... http://tfl.nu/0z7b

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I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?

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(813): I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this? http://tfl.nu/o9lt

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we're making bets on your personal life

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(603): we're making bets on your personal life http://tfl.nu/b50k

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he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.

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(860): he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit. http://tfl.nu/apjr

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u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends

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(847): u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends http://tfl.nu/ywa9

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The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become

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(214): The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become http://tfl.nu/8je0

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There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.

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(405): There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway. http://tfl.nu/olpt

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Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.

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(623): Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes. http://tfl.nu/phpt

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Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.

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(805): Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea. http://tfl.nu/87ng

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Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.

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(815): Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night. http://tfl.nu/jyfi

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I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.

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(610): I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now. http://tfl.nu/akfs

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Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.

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(513): Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants. http://tfl.nu/xbb5

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I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall

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(860): I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall http://tfl.nu/remv

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The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...

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(307): The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories... http://tfl.nu/532k

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