best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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