No more Irish car bombs ever.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
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Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
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I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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