she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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