I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
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