So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I CAN MOONWALK!
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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