Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
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