on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
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at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
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THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
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