go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
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how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
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I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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