i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
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under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
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Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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