Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
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I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
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Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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