can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
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I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
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I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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