i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
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I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
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i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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