Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
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HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
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I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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