im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
