Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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