what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
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Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
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And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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