i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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