I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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