My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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