oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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